Titanic Titles

Titan is sitting in the locker room polishing his tag title.
Jason runs in and can barely breathe.

Jason: Your match tonight... is a title match.

Titan: Oh mannnnnnn. But I just got my hands on this one.
Look how shiny I made it. This is my first title I don't want to lose it.

Jason: Wrong.

Titan: Did I forget getting a title?
Hmmm.... I better find Mal Kav and let him know what is up.

Jason: Wrong again.

Titan: Well spit it out. I'm curious.

Jason: Well you are the challenger for the Universal title.

Titan: That's nice.

Titan focuses on the title in his hands.

Jason: I give up.

Jason leaves the lockeroom.

Titan: Well, Sparkhawk will not be happy if I take that title from him.
He is going to really fight tonight.
I better be prepared, who knows what he will try.
I better keep this title safe.
I do not want to lose it.