Titanic Partner

A dark screen appears on screen

Mal Kav: "Welcome ladies and gentlemen, this is the Pay Per View and we are proud to present...

The darkness fades to show a grinning Mal Kav staring at the screen

Mal Kav: "Tag team action!"

Mal Kav pushes a button and there is canned applause

Mal Kav: "Tonight for the first time you will see us...Mal Kav...team up with..."

Mal Kav places an action figure of Titan of Terror on the table

Mal Kav: "Titan of Terror!!!"

Mal Kav awaits reaction, when there is none he frowns and then remembers to press the button, canned laughter can be heard. Mal Kav looks at the screen then at the action figure

Mal Kav: "Oh don't laugh! Titan of Terror is much, much larger than this"

Mal Kav points at the figure

Mal Kav: "Titan of Terrror is a.....titan!"

As Mal Kav motions with his hands, he knocks the figure from the table

Mal Kav: "Titan!"

Mal Kav dives from his chair after the figure and place it back on the table, he starts to perform CPR on the figure

Mal Kav: "Breathe buddy breathe! I'm too young to die!"

Mal Kav listens for a heartbeat and drops to his knees

Mal Kav: "Titan! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"