Mal Kav on Sparkhawk and DaWolf

Mal Kav appears on screen wearing reflective sunglasses and he grins widely

Mal Kav: "Finally Mal Kav has come back to your screen!"

There is canned cheering in the background

Mal Kav: "Tonight the people's Insanity teams up with the Terrifying Titan to face two polony's the wolf pub and electric chicken. Now let us tell you one thing, the people's insanity will go down that ring and whoop some chocolate heads from one side of the ring to the other side of the ring, then let us tell you what will happen, the wolf chicken will slap the electric pub and when they are both slapping away like some angry kittens the Terrifying Titan will get tagged in by the People's Insanity, he will descend upon them like a hungry beaver who sees a Water Lilly, he will whack them with his tail and slam them with his Titanic Teeth called The Blizzard"

Mal Kav suddenly throws back his head and howls like a wolf, then he looks back into the camera

Mal Kav: "And the wolf cub will cry for his mommy while the electric sparrow tries to help, but the People's Insanity will hold the sparrow grounded with the voice that speaks reason, the sparrow will have no wings and that is how Team Titan will become tag team champions...or something like that"

(OOC: lol!)

OOC: Mal Kav, how the hell do you come up with all this??!?!!??

I just write what comes to mind Rag. I give myself a basic idea and as I type all of this just pops into my head. I hear voices, but they speak to me differently

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