Starting it up again
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Starting it up again
Titan of Terror Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:10 am
Titan and Jason are relaxing in the locker room.
Titan: It's about time Mal Kav and I have a match without the tag belts on the line.
We defended those babies almost every week last season.
Jason: Yeah, that was rough, but what do you expect from the Wolf Pack.
I mean, they are powerful.
Titan: Yeah, maybe they have some extra pull backstage, but that is where their power ends.
Once you get one of them into the ring, it's an even playing field.
Jason: Well tonight, for the first time in a while you don't have to worry about them.
Titan: Who am I against tonight? I want to prepare some awesome puns to use to frustrate them.
Jason: Tonight you are against Grendel Prime & Big Bad T.
Titan: Well for Grendel there, that's just too easy. I mean who hasn't read the epic poem Beowulf.
Plenty of material there.
Now as for Big Bad T.... what can T be?
Jason: T-rex?
Tank?
Tarantula?
Titan: I'm starting to think you don't understand this game...
More along the lines of teacup, t-shirt, tadpole, twit?
Jason: Whatever, I don't see the need for it anyway.
Titan runs our to the hallway and drags in an interviewer and camera.
Titan(to camera): Grendel Prime and Big Bad T, tonight you mess with the best tag team ever to hit WII.
Grendel Prime, beat you down so bad that your mother will come at me to get revenge.
Big Bad T, I was trying to figure out what the T stood for. I am pretty sure I figured it out.
It stands for turkey. And I'm not talking the animal.
I am referring to the use of turkey meaning either a failure/flop or a dumb person.
Yeah. So see you in the ring tonight.
The camera man leaves the room.
Jason: Feeling a little embarrassed about that one?
Titan: Yeah, that did not work out the way I wanted it to at all.
I kinda don't want to go out today, or I hope people forget about that really quickly.
TRAIN WRECK!!!! The Big Bad Train Wreck. WIsh I thought of that one a few seconds earlier.
Titan: It's about time Mal Kav and I have a match without the tag belts on the line.
We defended those babies almost every week last season.
Jason: Yeah, that was rough, but what do you expect from the Wolf Pack.
I mean, they are powerful.
Titan: Yeah, maybe they have some extra pull backstage, but that is where their power ends.
Once you get one of them into the ring, it's an even playing field.
Jason: Well tonight, for the first time in a while you don't have to worry about them.
Titan: Who am I against tonight? I want to prepare some awesome puns to use to frustrate them.
Jason: Tonight you are against Grendel Prime & Big Bad T.
Titan: Well for Grendel there, that's just too easy. I mean who hasn't read the epic poem Beowulf.
Plenty of material there.
Now as for Big Bad T.... what can T be?
Jason: T-rex?
Tank?
Tarantula?
Titan: I'm starting to think you don't understand this game...
More along the lines of teacup, t-shirt, tadpole, twit?
Jason: Whatever, I don't see the need for it anyway.
Titan runs our to the hallway and drags in an interviewer and camera.
Titan(to camera): Grendel Prime and Big Bad T, tonight you mess with the best tag team ever to hit WII.
Grendel Prime, beat you down so bad that your mother will come at me to get revenge.
Big Bad T, I was trying to figure out what the T stood for. I am pretty sure I figured it out.
It stands for turkey. And I'm not talking the animal.
I am referring to the use of turkey meaning either a failure/flop or a dumb person.
Yeah. So see you in the ring tonight.
The camera man leaves the room.
Jason: Feeling a little embarrassed about that one?
Titan: Yeah, that did not work out the way I wanted it to at all.
I kinda don't want to go out today, or I hope people forget about that really quickly.
TRAIN WRECK!!!! The Big Bad Train Wreck. WIsh I thought of that one a few seconds earlier.
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Re: Starting it up again
Mal Kav Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:35 am
Mal Kav comes stumbling into the locker room, a crushed cup of coffee in his one hand and a slushy in his other hand, he looks rather upset about something. He sits down on one of the chairs and groans,
Mal Kav: "Who ever said brain freeze doesn't effect the body never tried cupachino with a bubble gum slurpy."
Mal Kav pulls a face as if something is hurting him,
Mal Kav: "We think that our stomach burst open and the rest of our intestines went on vacation"
Mal Kav lets out a wet burp and smacks his lips,
Mal Kav: "Tastes awful too."
He lounges further back in the chair holding his midriff,
Mal Kav: "Feels like you caught us with a Blizzard and a Frosty Face Palm..."
He chuckles and groans,
Mal Kav: "Oh heavens. Nurse! NUURSEEEE!!!"
Mal Kav: "Who ever said brain freeze doesn't effect the body never tried cupachino with a bubble gum slurpy."
Mal Kav pulls a face as if something is hurting him,
Mal Kav: "We think that our stomach burst open and the rest of our intestines went on vacation"
Mal Kav lets out a wet burp and smacks his lips,
Mal Kav: "Tastes awful too."
He lounges further back in the chair holding his midriff,
Mal Kav: "Feels like you caught us with a Blizzard and a Frosty Face Palm..."
He chuckles and groans,
Mal Kav: "Oh heavens. Nurse! NUURSEEEE!!!"
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