Facing the Thunderhawk

Jason Canning comes into the backstage area where the other wrestlers is getting some snacks and things to drink.

Jason: "Have any of you guys seen Mal Kav?"

One of the wrestlers points at a pair of boots sticking out from under the table, Jason leans over and tries to look under the table, but it's very dark under the table

Jason: "Mal Kav?"

Mal Kav answers but his voice is very muffled

Mal Kav: "Yes?"

Jason: "What on earth are you doing?"

Mal Kav: "We're busy"

Jason closes his eyes and pinches the bridge of this nose, shaking his head as he whisper

Jason: "Why me?"

He opens his eyes

Jason: "You don't have a tag match tonight"

Mal Kav: "We know, we face thunderclouds tonight"

Jason: "Are you hiding?"

Mal Kav: "Nooooo..."

Jason: "Then what are you doing down there?"

Mal Kav comes into view standing behind Jason, eating on a pizza slice which muffles his voice

Mal Kav: "Down where?"

Jason: "Under the table"

Mal Kav clears his throat

Mal Kav: "We're not under the table, we just pulled out our boots for a while"

Jason looks around and sees Mal Kav standing behind him, he heaves a huge sigh

Jason: "Just...get ready"

Jason walks off mumbling something under his breath and Mal Kav looks after him, taking another bite of his pizza

Mal Kav: "Careful Jason, talking to yourself is a sign of madness"

Mal Kav: "We are glad that we don't talk to ourself"

Mal Kav: Yeah that would just be freaky"