Mal Kav arrives...not in style

A man comes walking through the parking lot, he is wearing a pair of sunglasses, a black trenchcoat, black boots, black pants and a black shirt, his hair is dirtyblond and hangs to his shoulders. As he comes up to the backstage area a burly guard steps out of the small guard post and stops the man

Guard: I am sorry sir, but you are not allowed through this door

The man grins, then removes his sunglasses and hook them into the top of his shirt

Mal Kav: Then where can we enter?

The guard motions towards the other side of the building

Guard: "You will have to take the front entrance"

Mal Kav chuckles softly to himself

Mal Kav: The front he says and the back they say HAHAHAHAHAHA

The guard frowns and rests his hand on the butt of his nightstick

Mal Kav: Then pray tell good sir who then uses this door?

Guard: Only the W.I.I. staff and wrestlers are allowed through here

Mal Kav nods and raises a fist to bite on his knuckle as he suppresses a fit of laughter, staring at the guard, then he removes his hand

Mal Kav: We have business past that door then

The guard grips his nightstick firmer

Guard: Sir as I stated only W.I.I. staff and wrestlers...urk!

Mal Kav grabs the guard by his throat and pulls him close, mad laughter bubbling over his lips

Mal Kav: Say goodnight sweet prince, for daylight will find you in your bed aslumber

Mal Kav picks the guard up and slams him back first into the ground executing a LEGENDARY Voice of Night

Mal Kav continues to laugh madly and then suddenly sobers up, he looks around him and then down at the guard, kneeling down he helps the unconscious up and lightly pats his cheeks

Mal Kav: Hey...Hey fellah...Oi I'm talking to you...Wake up darnit

The guard groans and his eyes flutter open, Mal Kav grins at him and continues in an English accent

Mal Kav: Sorry about that ol' chap, it seems that we have gotten off on the wrong foot would you not agree?

The guard frowned and then nodded, Mal Kav continues in a different accent

Mal Kav: Well mate, we are also wrestlers hey? We are new to W.I.I. yeah?

Guard: Why didn't you just say so in the first place? You have your ID card?

Mal Kav: Sure mate, here ya go

Mal Kav pulls an ID card from his jacket and holds it up

Guard: OK OK you can go in

Mal Kav lets the man lean against the guard booth and enters through the door