Mal Kav speaks his...minds?

**Mal Kav** Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:31 am

The lights blinks off

Jerry: "What on earth is going on?"

Rick: "I'm not sure, maybe we have a power failure"

Jerry: "The 'Tron is still working you nit"

Suddenly Da Wolf's voice comes over the speakers

Da Wolf: "And then there is Mal Kav... or should I say there ARE Mal Kav...You, bub, are the life of the party. Too bad I'm gonna have to make ya swallow a few teeth at some point, but you're good amusement!"

The lights comes back on and Mal Kav is standing in the middle of the ring, looking rather annoyed, he raises a microphone

Mal Kav: "We are Mal Kav, Da Wolf and we do not like threats made towards us"

Mal Kav throws that black mask that he was holding in his hand into the crowd

Mal Kav: "Tonight we want to remind you of something Cub Scout"

The titantron flickers to life again

DaWolf grabs his opponent from behind, hooking both of his arms from the sides
then he raises him, flipping him and dropping him on his back while falling to a sitting position, performing a strong Tiger Bomb!!
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
Mal Kav firmly pulls a shoulder up
DaWolf turns Mal Kav up as he tries a mild, pointless reaction
DaWolf open his arms
and hits Mal Kav on the face with the palms of the hands performing a light Mongolian Chop!!
DaWolf turns giving his shouldres to the adversary
and hits hime with a light Mule Kick on the groin!!
DaWolf grabs his opponent's legs and head
and turns aside him to pull his arm performing a light Octopus Hold!!
DaWolf keeps his ruthless submission hold
DaWolf keeps his ruthless submission hold
DaWolf releases his grasp
Mal Kav pulls himself together and fights back
The two wrestlers stare proudly at each other
and then engage in a exciting test of strength, trying to overcome their opponent
after a few, seemingly endless, seconds and an enormous effort Mal Kav prevails
Mal Kav grabs the adversary from the belt with an arm
and makes him fall on the ground with a Mortal Pepsi Twist!!
Mal Kav grabs DaWolf by the throat
and pulls DaWolf closer, then lifts DaWolf up and slams DaWolf hard into the mat executing LEGENDARY Voice of Night!!
Mal Kav tries a pinning maneuver
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
....3....

Mal Kav: "Wow...we don't see any of our teeth missing..."

Mal Kav grins

Mal Kav: "What we do see is a man who ate the Voice of Night and could not get up again...so Werecub, make certain you can follow up your threats before you make them"

Jerry: "Is it just me or does it seem like Mal Kav have lost his humorous edge?"

Rick: "You know partner, he is looking rather straightforward, deadly even"

Jerry: "Well maybe he just doesn't like threats that much"

Mal Kav: "Cubbyhole...no wait that ain't it. Wolf...Lycan...cub...cub scout...bear...grizzly...aha. Hey Godzilla"

There is laughter from the crowd and Mal Kav grins along with them and the it seems to dawn on him what he said

Mal Kav: "Bah! You, small man leading a group of backstabbing robbers..."

Mal Kav looks to the commentary table

Mal Kav: "Came up with that one by ourselves"

Mal Kav: "You and your group will not faze us as we are Mal Kav and even if you throw the world at us, we will be crushed, broken, pulverized, but you will not still our voice which will declare that we will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! And then we will celebrate our low hospital costs!"