Being Mal Kav Part I

Mal Kav is seen backstage, holding a waterbottle in his hand and talking to it

Mal Kav: "The king is dead, all hail be to the Prince"

Mal Kav: "Never before have so many trusted in so few..."

Mal Kav: "Oh shut up the lot of you, you're driving me insane"

Mal Kav hefts the bottle and peers at it

Mal Kav: "Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't."

Mal Kav: "Madness? MADNESS??? THIS IS..."

Mal Kav: "Oh don't you even dare trying saying it"

Mal Kav: "war?"

Mal Kav: "Oh...well go ahead and say it then"

Suddenly Mal Kav throws back his head and laughs like a crazed person.

Mal Kav: "Yes your highness, we shall fight for you once again"

Mal Kav: "Ve vill destroy zhem, wir werden zum ende kämpfen"

Mal Kav: "Uhm yes what he said"

Mal Kav: "What did he say?"

Mal Kav: "He said we will fight to the end old chap"

Mal Kav: "Swine!"

Mal Kav: "I do declare old chap I'm not a pig"

Mal Kav: "I vill destroy you! Englischer Trüffel-Kopf!"

Mal Kav: "Oh an English truffle head you say? You're a coward hiding behind words, you...you...knave"

Mal Kav suddenly grabs himself behind the head and runs himself head-first into the wall, he staggers backwards rather dazed and then punches himself in the face. He falls to the ground like a sack of potatoes while he still holds on to the waterbottle.

(OOC: excellent finish with the water bottle!)