Fantastico's Entrance.... a test and this is only a test if Fantatsico was entering the ring....

The arena goes dark for a split second then flames explode under the Titantron and the house lights come on as if the show is over.

The Titantron screen shows black and white fuzz as static as loud white noise comes from the speakers.
There is an uncomfortable long pause.........Nothing.

The Titan tron begins a black and white video countdown 3...2...1 as the audience hears a low growly voice proclaim "This Time we didn't forget the graaavy."

Loud grungy unrecognizable guitar noise starts joined by a deep badly played chello, various mechanical noises, laughter and some D-bag (Fantastico) Reading poetry (If you knew, you would recognize Charles Bukowski's "Alone With Everybody") you think you hear farting as well.

A video extreme close up of Fantastico's face apparently laughing turns into a montage of Fantastico doing mundane things walking a dog, lacing his boots, pushing a grocery cart down an aisle, reading the news paper etc. then apparently urinating at a urinal then in a flower bed, on a mail box, a car ect.

Fantastico walks out dragging a shopping cart missing it's wheels behind him, muttering to himself and laughing. (Fantastico usually brings something like that with him..finders keepers)

The Titantron has gone black the house lights begin to dim as he walks toward the ring laughing stopping to stare at various people and things pointing at who knows what.

Half way to the ring he stops, lets go of the cart and muttering to himself and staring at(his opponents or who ever is in the ring) and charges the ring.